nekama:

how do people on tumblr become so interesting that people actually willingly ask them about their life like i’ve been here for 3 years and i’m pretty sure half of you don’t even know my name

(via troylerfivever)

My Wedding Speech

Me: I have been in love with this boy ever since I was a teen. He still means as much to me now as he did then. I love him more than my life.

People at the wedding: Aww how sweet

Me: Unfortunately both Troye Sivan and Tyler Oakley are gay so I couldn't marry them so instead I'm stuck with this little shit.

mrchrismad:

beaumarbre:

random-homestuck-things:

bishounen-jake-english:

jackadiddlediddle:

bishounen-jake-english:

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

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THIS IS A TROMBONE

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THIS IS A TUBA

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AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet                         

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Slidey Trumpet

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Big ass trumpet

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Drunk Trumpet

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I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

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those are some fancy guitars

Someone literally walked into band class once and said ,”I want to play the big trumpet” and pointed to the tuba. Everyone just started laughing

(Source: spoopy-dawson, via damngurlslay)